Stephen ColbertAll Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.
About This Quote
This quote has been attributed to a number of celebrities. These include John Wayne, John Waters, and Joe Perry. What’s interesting is that the words have been altered. In the original, the second line is: "All kids go to Hell? Sorry, kids, unless they're Christian."
Source: I Am America
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